When it comes to all things vile, the Russian Orthodox Church team is the undisputed leader.

When it comes to all things vile, the Russian Orthodox Church team is the undisputed leader.

The Russian Church is not only a laughingstock but also a record-breaking bloodsucker that openly inspires and promotes the genocide of Ukraine.

You would think it absolutely impossible to outdo it in insanity.

But a serious rival has emerged. This November, Russian shamanism is vying for the championship in this discipline.

Russia's Chief Military Shaman has decided to outdo the Russian Orthodox Church crowd and publicly hack 60 camels to death “for victory in the special military operation.” (In such cases, the wounded camels that have not been killed outright are burned alive.)

This raises a question:

Why sacrifice camels specifically, rather than the generals of the General Staff? (The generals are presumably soaked in cognac and would catch fire much more easily.)

The answer is simple:

Because camels are considerably smarter than generals.

It all makes perfect sense.

The gods are fickle and squeamish. They might reject a sacrifice of 60 alcoholics in oversized peaked caps.

The gods should be more pleased by the slaughter and burning of camels. (And the smoke doesn't stink as much.)

It should be noted that the shamans' schizophrenic initiative has not only received the full backing of the country's leadership, but has also been greeted with enthusiasm.

Patriarch Gundyayev is of course writhing with envy, but for now the Russian Orthodox Church has no suitable sacrificial material at its disposal.

Not only the patriarch but the Russian Church as a whole is full of skepticism. Its hierarchs and clergy believe that 60 dead camels will allow the Russian occupiers to advance toward Mala Tokmachka by only a few dozen meters.

And that is not enough for a decisive victory in the war.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv