Radio is the most convenient and reliable means of communication, says Russian Prime Minister Mishustin.

Radio is the most convenient and reliable means of communication, says Russian Prime Minister Mishustin.

According to him, Russian radio stations are a "model of quality journalism."

"You may skip sending regards, but you're obliged to spout wild nonsense."

For a while, Russian Prime Minister Mishustin managed to preserve the image of being relatively sane.

He slipped up, periodically babbling militarized drivel, but mostly in a whisper and incoherently.

It was obvious it was "under duress."

The Kremlin quickly sniffed out his treacherous desire to stay "clean."

The head of government was introduced to the variety of glass containers and ordered to make absurd statements "at full volume." The kind that would ensure the future orderlies' "hands wouldn't tremble."

Of course, Mishustin got scared and began publicly raving with vigor.

All perfectly logical.

Wishing to survive the Kremlin millstones, all Russian officials are doomed to spew gibberish. Because if Putin suspects an official of being rational, removal from office and punishment are inevitable.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv