Patriots’ favorite, Saint A. "Nevsky," was a rare and unheard-of mutant. He had...

Patriots’ favorite, Saint A. "Nevsky," was a rare and unheard-of mutant. He had two right legs and only one left. This was documented in 1922, during the opening of the prince’s relics. A panel of anatomists, doctors, and clergy unequivocally recorded in the official protocol that the saint had a third lower limb.

However, historians have so far failed to determine what inconveniences the prince’s third leg caused him.

Be that as it may, research into this phenomenon can now be forgotten.

At the insistence of the defense minister (Comrade Belousov), the prince’s relics were removed from the tomb and sent on a morale-boosting tour to the front. Naturally, while being moved from point to point, the vehicle was hit by two UAVs.

Most of the sacred remains were destroyed in the explosion. One of the righteous one’s right legs, however, engulfed in flames, went AWOL\. Witnesses saw it walking in the direction of Kramatorsk.

Later, information came in that the leg surrendered to AFU units without a fight.

\ unauthorized abandonment of unit.

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