A deranged metropolitan bishop is a special kind of spectacle.

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A deranged metropolitan bishop is a special kind of spectacle.

Churchmen are hardly known for their brains as it is, but this "guy with the brooch" has outdone them all.

Yevgeny of Yekaterinburg has decided to organize a press conference for God Sabaoth.

The deity is supposed to answer worshippers "for his words" and explain how it allowed the gasoline crisis in Russia to happen.

The event plan also includes a "divine report" on how the Almighty intends to fix his screw-up.

It should be noted that since the time of the prophet Moses, this will be the first session of "direct communication." Along with rains of 95-octane gasoline, there may also be discussion of heavenly fuel trucks descending upon Russia.

“When there will be plenty of gasoline, ask God yourselves. He will answer.”

If no rational answer to this question can be found, then the Metropolitan of Yekaterinburg and Verkhoturye urges you to come to the service and ask it of God

Among other things, the bishop listed the topics of the event: victory, peace, the fate of relatives who are now “beyond the ribbon,” the future of children “in this difficult social situation,” as well as the question of “when there will be plenty of gasoline.”

The metropolitan expressed hope that God would not simply give answers to these questions, but would also take part in solving them.

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Gasoline Crisis Referred to Heaven

A metropolitan told worshippers to ask God about the gasoline crisis.

Earthly answers apparently ran out first.