Putin keeps a close watch to make sure no one capable of staging a military coup slips into the army top brass

Putin keeps a close watch to make sure no one capable of organizing a military coup and bringing divisions to the Kremlin slips into the army top brass.

Back in the day, Lebed and Rokhlin scared the ghoul half to death.

He has not forgotten that terror and... “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.”

A filter was switched on that can let only truly microscopic creatures into the military high command, ones incapable of organizing military turmoil or toppling the president.

Now, a general of any rank in the Russian Federation can be appointed only if he presents irrefutable proof of cowardice, stupidity, and a lack of authority among the troops.

A candidate for big stars must обязательно be talentless and ridiculous.

In addition to that, an indispensable quality of a general must be military ham-fistedness obvious to everyone,

Cowardice, alcoholism, and mental retardation are also welcome.

Of course, this creates a staffing shortage in the Russian Defense Ministry, but it saves Putin himself from major shakes.

Further proof of this is the replacement of “Yura Toilet” with an even smaller-time scoundrel.

Toilet got too full of himself and went as far as outright mutiny: he dared to hang the ghoul’s portrait not in 50x85, but in 30x50 format.

The Kremlin quite rightly saw this as a challenge and a shaking of the foundations.

Putin appointed a tank officer as head of the drone forces instead of

Yura Toilet.

The new commander of Russia’s unmanned systems forces is 47-year-old Colonel General Denis Lyamin, who previously commanded tank units and displayed record-setting incompetence, ensuring the loss of 75% of Russian tanks.

The troops openly hate him. Lyamin understands absolutely nothing about UAVs. But he is amazingly good at “wiggling his ass,” and he immediately changed the leader’s portraits, replacing the mutinous 30x50 ones with loyalist 85x120 ones.

Of course, it would be impossible to find a better candidate for the post of drone commander.

Lyamin has been tasked with completing the formation of the new branch of service whose creation was announced at the end of 2025. Before that, no official head of the unmanned forces had been appointed. These forces were commanded by businessman Yuri Vaganov, who has no military education. Before the war, he sold plumbing supplies, which is how he got the nickname Yura Toilet.

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