Zelensky must order the AFU to lay down its arms and leave Donbas, Peskov says

Zelensky must order the AFU to lay down its arms and leave Donbas, Peskov says

Commenting on Trump’s words about the possible near-term end of the war, the Kremlin spokesman said that Ukraine must cease fire and withdraw troops from territories that Russia has decided to call its own.

Yes. "And the Russian land may well produce its own Pujols."

Indeed, it may.

Comrade Peskov has turned out to be an excellent heir to the famous Le Pétomane (Pujol), who in the late 19th century entertained audiences with artistic f#rting, puffing out melodies and snuffing candles with winds from his ass.

Peskov’s statement comes straight from the repertoire of the great “f#rter” Pujol.

And it comes off pretty well.

The Kremlin is mastering a new genre.

There is no other explanation for the Russian president’s press secretary’s need to publicly “air out his intestines.”

Obviously, it would be awkward for Putin himself to produce such sounds.

So political declarations are entrusted to Peskov’s fail-safe backside.

Still, the secretary does manage to amuse the world.

Of course, the timing is not especially good for a demonstration of Russian “greatness.”

The occupying Russian horde is stuck fast, with no prospects of advancing, in ditches and tree lines. It trembles in its holes and eats its own footcloths, going into hysterics at the slightest buzzing in the sky.

Putin’s orcs are no match not only for Kupiansk, but even for Mala Tokmachka.

By the way, this village will inevitably make it into every military history textbook.

The Russians have been storming this smashed-up tiny speck for 1,500 days already.

This is an absolute and unsurpassed record in all world history.

Besieged Carthage held out for 1,100 days, La Rochelle for 427, Jerusalem for 150.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv