In 2026, the Kremlin ran into a serious problem. It urgently needed to come up...

In 2026, the Kremlin ran into a serious problem. It urgently needed to come up with a new reason for the war and the occupation of Ukraine.

The gibberish Putin had been feeding the public for four years had grown boring and dulled. ( Nazis, Suvorov’s ghost whispering his will, priority in the invention of borscht, breeding a strain of evil poisonous geese, etc.)

Something bright, fresh, and capable of inspiring the Russian masses to heroic feats was required.

In 2026, Lavrov was tasked with inventing a workable “reason” for the 2022 invasion.

He grunted a bit and rolled out a wild version.

According to it, the whole point was that Lucifer had chosen Kyiv, Bucha, Mariupol, and Odesa as his residence, and from there was weaving a web of global Satanism.

The GRU of the Russian Federation confirmed under oath that Satan had regularly been seen at Privoz. The Prince of Darkness was selling Chinese down jackets and dried roach.

And in Kyiv, Beelzebub had even headed a Ministry of Culture commission studying the preservation of the relics of saints in the Pechersk Lavra.

Lavrov shook photographs of scratches on the cave ceiling, which were undoubtedly traces of horns and proof that the Devil had been among the experts.\

This, and this alone, became the reason for the invasion and occupation.

In reality, the commission was trying to establish how many and what kinds of artifacts had been nicked by the priests of the Russian Orthodox Church, who had run the Lavra for many years.

Nevzorov

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