Peskov’s mug is a magical screen.

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Peskov’s mug is a magical screen.

His mustachioed little face, against his own will, is a magical and truthful transmitter of the Kremlin’s sorrows.

The visit to China turned out to be pointless.

Yes, they went all out on the ceremony.

But!

Puffed up with his celestial grandeur, Xi once again refused the Russians permission to lay the Power of Siberia-2 gas pipeline, which was supposed to secure a Russian monopoly on gas supplies and become a stable source of income for the Russian Federation.

No fucking way. Uh-huh, sure.

And that was precisely the main goal of the ghoul’s visit to Beijing.

Although Putin performed all the rituals of supplication, the khan waved him off.

In this video Dmitry Sergeyevich is “still in the litter box,” still scraping his paw along the bottom, trying to bury the bitter little turd.

But the size of the fecal lump is such that there isn’t enough sand in the litter box, no matter how skillfully and artistically Comrade Peskov works those paws.

And in “all else, beautiful marquise,” everything is fine. The sides agreed that the Chinese side gets unlimited spying opportunities during the “joint military exercises of the Russian Federation and China.”

This is important, because the struggle for the Far East is inevitable, and partner maneuvers make it possible to study a potential enemy more closely.

Wanting to comfort the supplicant, Kind Xi scribbled his signature on a full 20 worthless pieces of paper about “cooperation” and “love until the first volley” along the Russo-Chinese border line.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv

Ceremony Done, Pipeline Still Not Approved

Beijing still refused Power of Siberia 2 after all the ceremony.

But the paper friendship arrived right on time.