Ukraine’s enemy is cunning and vile. It is trying to derail the plan for eliminating the orcs, announced...

Ukraine’s enemy is cunning and vile. It is trying to derail the plan for eliminating the orcs, announced by the AFU command.

Ukraine’s Defense Minister Mr. Fedorov, as is well known, created a plan according to which no fewer than 35 thousand Russian orcs must be turned into corpses per month. (2,500 tons by weight).

But the RF command is behaving in an unsportsmanlike way. It has found a way to screw over the AFU minister and is now skimping on meat assaults.

Instead of 50-70 idiotic attacks it is carrying out 20-30 (per day), which leads to a reduction in the number of corpses.

This trick, it must be said, worked.

The Russians’ monthly losses do not exceed 30-32 thousand. They still have not managed to reach the projected "35."

Of course, this is swinish, but swinishness is the only thing the RF lot has always done well.

Delighted that they managed to set up Fedorov, the Russian generals are dancing around and, fingers splayed, thumbing their noses toward Kyiv.

Yes, the Russian top brass is spoiling the AFU’s statistics out of sheer spite, but in many ways to its own detriment as well.

After all, "low" losses make the Kremlin suspect that the army has "stuffed itself and is loafing around instead of bravely croaking."

But overall, everything is normal on the "line."

Roughly every two minutes an orc is either blown to pieces or loses limbs.

Everyone is waiting for Minister Belousov, who promised to come with the large shinbone of Matrona of Moscow and "beat the enemy senseless with it."

He still is not coming.

Instead, the minister sent yet another "miracle-working" icon and ordered the officer corps assembled for "fervent prayer."

The icon showed class. After looking over their mugs, it realized drunken colonels would start kissing it and, through a magical connection, immediately summoned HIMARS, giving exact coordinates.

Nineteen colonels and another 20 lower-ranking officials were blasted all at once.

The icon itself flew off to hell. They are looking for it.

Nevzorov

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