Russia Was Torn Apart by Terrible News: the United Russia Party Committee Slapped Around the Gazprom Arena Management and Ordered the Cancelation of Black Hitlerite Kanye West’s Dancing

Russia was torn apart by terrible news: the United Russia party committee slapped around the management of Gazprom Arena and ordered the cancelation of black Hitlerite Kanye West’s dancing.

The management, having already sold about 100,000 tickets, of course snapped to attention and informed the population that it "knows absolutely nothing," "has never even heard of any such Wests," and anyway on those dates it has "scheduled intensive grass cutting, mending of seats in the boxes, and chlorination of the complex’s restrooms."

In addition, a choir of midget Cossacks from the Leningrad Military District is planned to perform. The little guys will sing the song “Mother Earth” 80 times in a row.

At that point the audience kicked off, having mortgaged internal organs and sold their children into sexual slavery for non-refundable 160-thousand-ruble tickets. On social media the audience unleashed Aivazovsky’s “Ninth Wave.”

Then the earth shook from the cry of the concert schemers: “it will happen, it truly will happen!”

“No cancellations,” blubbered the creature known as Supcheva, the agency director.

Then Supcheva realized she would be sent to an SVO trench, as a gift to the most sex-starved unit of orcs.

She realized it and fell silent.

The situation hung there nastily unresolved. The United Russia party committee is celebrating victory over the “anti-people black bastard.”

The female organizer is thinking through a method of suicide.

Everything is very amusing.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv