Russians keep inventing new “goals of the special operation.” Now, instead of the anecdotal...

Russians keep inventing new “goals of the special operation.” Now, instead of the anecdotal “freeing Great Russians from the yoke of the Banderites,” a new reason for the war has been announced.

The leadership of the DNR has decided to make its republic a world leader in extreme tourism. The occupied ruins of Ukrainian cities could become a “gold mine” for thrill-seeking tourists.

By that logic, Russia is in desperate need of exotic tourism sites.

Those are what Ukrainian cities turned into ruins are supposed to become.

They will not be rebuilt, they will be “left as is.”

And the ruins will be filled with tourists who like “a bit of spice” and all kinds of extreme stuff.

The organizers guarantee unforgettable impressions and sensations.

You can get blown up by an anti-personnel mine on the cheap.

For gourmets who “like it rougher,” there can be a little blast from an anti-tank mine, “with a guarantee of partial vaporization.”

Tourists will also be guaranteed unforgettable sensations if they fall into the clutches of Russian SOCHniks, who swarm through the basements of ruined cities.

These “AWOL types” have built up rich experience in raping and eating the victim at the same time.

Nevzorov

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