Amusing.

Amusing.

Not everything has yet been fine-tuned in the Russian Federation’s legal mechanism. At times, even it experiences paradoxical malfunctions.

Though perhaps the judge who slapped the United Russia deputy with a fine (5,000 rubles) was in an ASC (altered state of consciousness).

The judge is now being dealt with according to the full severity of the “laws” of the Putin era.

Psychiatrists, veterinarians, FSB officers, narcologists, and parachutists have been brought in.

And the legal heavens opened up in the city of Ivanovo.

The plot of the drama is as follows:

A United Russia deputy spent his personal saliva on spitting in the face of a media worker, bruised his palm against the man’s mug, and, while trampling the insolent fellow’s glasses, may have damaged the soles of his designer shoes.

While carrying out public educational procedures, the deputy spared no personal time in explaining to the newspaperman that he was a “faggot.”

What is more, the United Russia man was ready

to perform an act of hard penetration and even unzipped his pants.

All these actions were a response to the outrageous insolence of the local newspaper. It dared to doubt the deputy’s greatness and the fruitfulness of his labor.

Nevertheless, the deranged judge did not send the media guy behind bars for a couple or three years, but instead slapped the deputy with a terrible fine (5,000 rubles).

Of course, order will be restored and “legality” reinstated.

What is amusing, however, is the scribbler’s outrage.

He dared to complain.

Absolutely all employees of all Russian media are obliged to be understanding toward the whims and excesses of their masters.

There are no “journalists” in Russia.

There is the regime’s service staff, obliged to tremble, flatter, and crawl on their bellies wherever the terrain permits.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv