Russia will spend
. Among the key areas are xenotransplantation (growing human organs in mini-pigs),
gene therapy and cryotherapy. The official goal is to introduce organ repl
acement for humans by 2030.
Despite being completely pseudoscientific, the idea is very, very good.
According to the official project, the main raw material for rejuvenating the president of the Russian Federation will be organs and body parts from mini-pigs.
Given the rapid age-related wear of Putin's original organism, the president of the Russian Federation will quite soon end up practically stitched together entirely out of dismembered dwarf pigs.
This amazing bio-object will be able to greet people with a friendly oink at press conferences, beg viewers for chewy candy and crusts.
The topic of the "war" will disappear into oblivion for a while.
Officials and deputies, of course, will try to match the president; the most popular plastic surgery will become the grafting on of little tails and snouts.
And insufficient resemblance to a pig will be treated as treason against the motherland.
Medvedev will be reminded of his "grunting piglets" and crucified on the gates of a meatpacking plant.
And of course, the eagle on the Russian coat of arms will be replaced by a two-headed pig.
Nevzorov
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