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A way has finally been found to protect Russian tanks, APCs, IFVs, and other equipment from AFU drones.

Each vehicle must undergo true baptism and receive an Orthodox name.

Together with the name, the "metal" will acquire a personal guardian angel obliged to deflect UAVs and shells.

The angels have been sternly warned by the ROC leadership about their responsibility for the equipment. If it is damaged, those winged freeloaders will be hauled onto the carpet before the Patriarch and, after a "harsh dressing-down" as well as having their wings torn off with flesh and all, will be handed over to FSIN personnel.

This initiative was put forward by a group of responsible metropolitans of the Russian Orthodox Church.

Of course, the matter will not be limited to naming a BMPT in honor of St. Spyridon.

The tanks will receive beautiful names of Orthodox saints: Sosipater, Pausicacus, and Pisistratus. And the lighter equipment will be named after the righteous Dristokhlebius and the martyr Pigidius.

Nevzorov

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