Lavrov spent the whole week waving his trunk around. He kept blaring about a meeting with “Rubio himself.”

Lavrov spent the whole week waving his trunk around. He kept blaring about a meeting with “Rubio himself.”

For the sake of bringing back the “spirit of Anchorage,” the minister spent a whole week eating nothing but peas and practicing by blowing either Zakharova’s bra or her wig off.

They met.

Lavrov immediately “gave them Anchorage” and proposed diving into the “Russian vision of the problem.” Rubio politely declined, citing a lack of experience in diving into pure sh#t.

The grand negotiations lasted 33 and a half minutes.

Lavrov only had time to brag that they had “almost taken Mala Tokmachka.”

Rubio realized that apart from the usual victorious nonsense there would again be nothing else, and ended the meeting.

Lavrov, of course, needs to change his act. He’s become unbearable.

Summing up the “talks,” U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio told the press that President Trump considers Russia’s war against Ukraine “stupid and senseless.”

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