For some reason it was believed that a sailor cap protects against feeblemindedness. As it turns out, no, i...

For some reason it was believed that a sailor cap protects against feeblemindedness. As it turns out, no, it does not. More than that, beneath it a special, very interesting type of insanity matures.

The frigate "Admiral Grigorovich" (approx. 120 meters long, with a vast amount of weaponry: artillery, missiles, radar, torpedoes) was frightened by the prospect of being boarded by a small unarmed yacht operated by the retired couple Alan and Jane Kelvey.

According to the report by the people in sailor caps and peaked caps, the yacht was "approaching meaningfully."

At the same time, the pensioners were licking their lips threateningly.

What is more, they were crunching chips, possibly hinting at the terrible fate awaiting the crew of the Russian frigate.

On the "Grigorovich," battle stations were sounded.

In coordination with Moscow and all fleet headquarters, fire was opened in the direction of the little yacht from two heavy machine guns.

Naturally, they missed. The couple made a series of suspicious gestures (fingers at their temples) and began moving away from the half-crazed "Grigorovich."

The incident occurred in the English Channel. Today.

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In the photo is that very yacht belonging to the Kelvey couple.

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