It’s hard to live in an asshole, even if it’s gilded on the inside.

It’s hard to live in an asshole, even if it’s gilded on the inside.

Even the freak Dugin isn’t comfortable in it. And for all the patriots there still aren’t enough worms, slime, and shit.

Because true spirituality also demands impeccable unsanitariness.

Still, judging by how Siluanov and Nabiullina are licking their lips, the gilding will soon be done away with: the issue of confiscating funds from Russian citizens’ accounts has already been decided.

The Finance Ministry urged Russians to take money “from under their pillows” and bring it to banks. Sber worsened its forecasts

Russian Finance Minister Anton Siluanov said that the citizens of Russia should pull their savings out from “under their pillows” and bring them to banks.

Nabiullina is also singing along to the Finance Ministry in a honeyed little voice, repeating that “Russians’ savings are the only source of financing for the economy.”

But the nationalization of “rubles and currencys” is not the end of the surprises.

Everyone will feel the движуха.

As early as May 5, not only mobile internet but the internet in general will be switched off in Moscow, St. Petersburg, and basically everywhere the population has not completely lost the ability to exchange opinions and curse.

Telecom operators are curling their tails into rings like well-behaved piglets that the two-headed wolf wants to fuck.

There is also great bustle among the chekists. Having once again become the foundation, the cement, and the “dome” of society, they have set about identifying those who can stand daylight and do not smell of the grave.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv