The unquestionably good news is that Russia is washing off the last remnants of its benevolent makeup...

The unquestionably good news is that Russia is washing off the last remnants of its benevolent makeup. It has finally grown tired of pretending.

Now the Russian Federation is ready to show its true historical mug.

The clowning is over.

So the head of Putin’s Human Rights Council, Comrade Fadeev, has made his contribution to the process of legalizing state cannibalism.

(Snorting and rolling one’s eyes is pointless. We should thank Fadeev for his candor.)

Comrade Fadeev floated the idea of doing away with all sorts of physics and chemistry in schools. And instead piling on more “conversations about important things,” “lessons in love for the leader,” and, of course, religion.

There is a rationale to this.

Indeed, why would a young orc need any physics?

Ridiculous. This organism is supposed to impregnate a female, go to the front, and live there for a couple of days. Then come maggots and zinc. (He will not even have to count the glasses at his own wake.)

The Russian life cycle needs neither physics, nor chemistry, nor astronomy.

But adoration of the president, spiritual bonds, and “faith” will come in very handy.

The spiritual-bonds kit makes it possible to croak with the proper tear shed for the fate of the fatherland. It also works as a powerful anesthetic, under which turning into a corpse is much easier and more pleasant.

The head of the Human Rights Council, Valery Fadeev, proposed significantly cutting school programs in mathematics, physics, and chemistry, declaring the exact sciences “unnecessary information.”

In his opinion, this is too complex a theory and children do not need it. Earlier, schools had already reduced the teaching of English and social studies.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv