From thousands of scoundrels, the foulest must be chosen...

From many thousands of scoundrels, the foulest must be chosen and given State Duma mandates.

The task is not so simple.

Under the guise of bloodsuckers and idiots, layabouts and petty thieves will again try to sneak into the Duma.

The Central Election Commission needs to weed them out on the distant approaches, clearing the road for those who are truly up to their ears in blood.

Right now all the candidates are pretending to be brainless killers, pedophiles, and masters of artistic genocide.

Every contender hints that he was the one who, “single-handedly,” buried 345 civilians in Bucha and burned 400 women in labor in Mariupol.

The candidates grin, shaking their SVO trinkets and festering stumps,

And the voter believes, swoons, and does not spare the white roses.

Now the CEC has to weed out false heroes and braggarts.

Opening the big season of freaks of the 9th convocation, Ellochka from the CEC broke into ritual sobs.

Ella is already cursing the “hostile whirlwinds,” although nobody has even begun desecrating the electoral processes yet.

“Liars and scoundrels will try to discredit the elections — huge funds have been allocated for this,” Ella Pamfilova.

The Central Election Commission can “give battle to liars and scoundrels” who “will certainly” try to discredit elections in Russia.

Of course, the smearers will still push harder. But they will not manage to gore the elections to death.

As a result of all the exposés, romantic emigrants will manage to convince the Russian people that true orcs, stuffed full of human flesh, are heading for the Duma seats.

The moralists’ exposés will do their job.

The more convincingly a candidate’s vileness is proven, the higher the probability of his election.

Nevzorov

@nevzorovtv